Ahhh!!! It’s finally that month! SPOOPTOBER!
Give us it, or we will make it ourselves and put it into our fanon
—battle cry of the fandom
Now I'm imagining Transformers Polly Pockets, Scavengers in particular. Toy crossovers ^u^
Tiny Fulcrum Pocket toy OH GOSH YES I NEED
How to Compliment Someone Based on their Sign
Fire Signs (Aries, Leo and Sagittarius): Tell them they're awesome. That's it. It doesn't even have to be true just tell them they're the best at everything.
Water Signs (Cancer, Scorpio and Pisces): It's all in the little things. Tell them you like their laugh or that they have a cute smile. See them self-consciously playing with their hair? Tell them it looks great. Whatever you say, they'll be walking on clouds all day.
Earth Signs (Taurus, Virgo and Capricorn): Be objective. No bullshit for these guys. Whatever you compliment them on has to be something they know to be true, otherwise they'll know you're full of shit. Oh, you think their hair looks pretty? They know they are having a bad hair day. Bonus points if you compliment their work/how helpful they are.
Air Signs (Gemini, Libra and Aquarius): Compliment their brains. Seriously, just tell them they're the smartest person you know and you'll have them in the bag.
what do we do now??
dear tumblr staff,
please let ur users switch main blogs like wtf